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Disgusting Mouse Cartoon Repulses Nation
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Point: Your Country’s Science Education is Lacking; Counterpoint: WE GOT THE MOON FIRST CRY ABOUT IT
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U.S. Declares Victory in Cold War as Bush Shellacs Gorbachev in Potato Sack Race

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Biden Launches Post-Presidency Career as Sommelier
Point: Let Women Vote/ Counterpoint: What’s Next, Letting Women Tie Me to a Billiard Table and Pour Mercury on My Genitals?
Karl Marx Mistaken for Marx Brother, to Star in Duck Soup
God Gets Abraham Real Good for April Fool’s Day
In Lieu of My Thesis, Would You Like a Bunch of Random Whale Facts?
de’ Medici Family Plans New Restaurant Venture in “Hyde Park, Chicago”
Four startups and products that are guaranteed to fail
Point: Maybe you need to feed the people? Counterpoint: But what about my golden rotating statue?
Top 5 Yummy Political Leaders to Consume
Mourning The Molassacre

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