Chicago Shady Dealer

Five Jewish Boys My Daughter Should Date

By Morgan Pantuck’s Mom
Aug. 21, 2016

Jacob: Dad’s tennis buddy has a son named Jacob who’s a pre-med at Northwestern. I gave his mom your cell phone number, so look out for a text!

Ezra: You said you matched with a boy named “Ezra” on Tinder a week ago. Ezra sounds pretty Jewish. You should ask him out for coffee.

Samuel: Didn’t you say your friend Samuel goes to Hillel? What’s wrong with Samuel?

Adam: You two actually met when you were little during Ccousin Daniel’s Bar Mitzvah. I hear he grew into his unusually large head! Can you find him on Facebook? Do you want me to call his mother?

Zachary: On second thought, Zachary wears a yarmulke, which is slightly too Jewish.