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Breck  Radulovic

Nik Varley

Managing Editor

Ella Hester

Layout Editor

Deblina Mukherjee

Copy Editors

Claire Holland

David North

Photo Editor

Aubrey Christofersen

Director of Special Projects

Diego Matamoros

Secretary

Sarah de Vegvar

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Did we hurt your feelings, or say something that “rings untrue” in your soft ears? Well you’re paying too much attention to what we said, and not enough attention to what we meant. God is God, the river is swift, and we don’t give a fuck.

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Chicago Shady Dealer

Chicago Shady Dealer

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Read It and Weep

  • Op-Ed: Scabs Bother Me
  • UChicago to Establish New Pritzker School of Molecular Engineering to Develop Condom that Will Fit on Your Dick
  • New Central Route to Only Turn Right
  • I’m Lactose Intolerant, Actually Intolerant, and Afraid for My Life
  • Field Report from the Egyptian Bureau
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