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Griffin Bonnin Jones, Andrea Zhou

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    UCPD Awarded RSO of the Year

    Chicago Shady Dealer / March 16, 2013

    By Matt Montequin May 21, 2013 Yesterday afternoon, Student Government’s Committee on Recognized Student Organizations (CORSO) announced its 2012-13 RSO Award winners, with the University of Chicago Police Department (UCPD) taking top honors.…

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    Politically Incorrect UChicago Pogroms Draws Mixed Response

    Chicago Shady Dealer / March 16, 2013

    By Stephen Lurie April 19, 2013 Since its first post earlier this week, new Facebook page Politically Incorrect UChicago Pogroms has caused quite a stir. Having already sustained heavy criticism and support from…

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    MAPH student just can’t believe he lost at Scrabble

    Chicago Shady Dealer / March 16, 2013

    By Peter Berkowitz Feb. 24, 2013 Noah Green, a student in the Master of Arts Program in the Humanities, was devastated last Thursday by his first loss in a game of Scrabble in…

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    Bears Not Super Bowl Favorites Against 49ers, Ravens

    Chicago Shady Dealer / March 16, 2013

    By Scott Mendelssohn Feb. 3, 2013 As we anxiously await today’s matchup between the two best teams in the National Football League, one thing is for certain, few expect the Bears to win.…

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    Pierce Students Remain While Deconstruction Begins

    Chicago Shady Dealer / March 16, 2013

    By Matthew Goldenberg Dec. 17, 2012 The University of Chicago began the first phase of its new North Campus plan this Thursday, commencing the demolition of Pierce Tower. Residents of Pierce will remain…

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    Studying Student Shares Intimate Vertical Moment With Mansueto Window Washer

    Chicago Shady Dealer / March 16, 2013

    By Chris Deakin Nov. 7, 2012 This Tuesday, at 10:45 a.m., a true and vertical bond was formed between second-year College student Ralph Stevenson and two-year Mansueto window-washing veteran Mike Howard.Time stood still…

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    Aaron Sorkin Launches New Show: ‘Aaron Sorkin’

    Chicago Shady Dealer / March 16, 2013

    By Daniel Betancourt Oct. 16, 2012 NEW YORK, N.Y. — Academy Award-winning screenwriter Aaron Sorkin announced last week the launch of his new television, Aaron Sorkin, to air Fridays on NBC in the…

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    Karl Lagerfeld Distraught to Discover Heaven Uniform Includes Sweatpants

    Chicago Shady Dealer / March 16, 2013

    By Sophia Lubarr Feb. 20, 2019          Karl Lagerfeld, legendary Chanel director and force unto himself, passed away today at a very fashionable and critically acclaimed 85.   A source…

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    Kim and Kanye West Move to Hyde Park

    Chicago Shady Dealer / March 16, 2013

    By Sylvia Ebenbach Dec. 5, 2018 Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have already begun their move to the cold, dreary city of Chicago and have chosen an optimal location that fully embodies the weather:…

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    Area Man “Basically” Off the Grid

    Chicago Shady Dealer / March 16, 2013

    By Harry Weinstein Nov. 2, 2018 Claiming that he lives independently from social media these days, 39 year-old local resident Matt Dewey said it’s been “pretty freeing to just be here, in the…

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