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Exclusive: Undercover UCPD Officers Rampant in University Administration
By Stephen Lurie March 4, 2013 A Chicago Shady Dealer investigation has uncovered indisputable evidence that police officers in the employ of the UCPD have been operating undercover in a wide array of…
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Why We Won’t Be Accepting the Nobel Prize for Truth-Telling
By Editorial Board of The Chicago Shady Dealer Oct. 12, 2017 The Chicago Shady Dealer is honored to have been awarded the illustrious Nobel Prize in Truth-Telling. In these dark times when truth…
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Tragedy! Area Student Finishes Her Drink Before the Rest of Her Meal
By Nik Varley April 26, 2016 In an event that can only be described as a tragedy, area student Sarah McDowell finished her drink while she was only halfway through her meal. The…
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Butterball Hotline Questions
By Teddy Zamborsky Nov. 28, 2014 Today the Dealer spoke with our source at the Butterball Hotline, the nation’s premier phone based holiday help-line. They shared with us the questions they receive most…
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New Optimus Parm food truck sells Italian food, fights crime
By Daniel Moattar Nov. 12, 2012 In recent days, Hyde Park’s food truck craze has taken on a new dimension: the endless war against evil. A new red-and-blue cart can be found sitting…
