- Your father
- Your cousin
- Your older brother
- Your older brother’s dead twin
- Your younger brother
- Your late husband’s brother
- The farmer who complains about his joints
- Your second cousin
- Your second cousin’s reflection
- Your third cousin
- Your late husband
- Your father again
- The scary one-armed blacksmith
- The priest
- Hans
- The dog
- That one guy with the mustache
- The lord’s son who shows up in disguise sometimes
- The sleazy traveling salesman in an anachronistic suit
- The pitchfork your sister dressed up and brought to the Midsummer Festival
