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    Trump to House Democrats: I Am the Senate

    John Buterbaugh / December 20, 2019

    In a White House meeting with House leaders earlier today, President Trump reportedly warned Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) from bringing articles of impeachment before the Senate for a trial, screaming…

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    Rushdie Happy to Have Just Finished NaNoWriMo

    Harrison Weinstein / December 3, 2019

    Yesterday, Booker Prize Award Winner Salman Rushdie was seen scrambling out of bed in what looked like an unwashed undershirt, which barely covered his belly, throwing on his glasses to crank out the…

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