Chicago Shady Dealer

10 Signs You’re Being Hit On

By Willamina Groething
Nov. 16, 2014

1. You keep bumping into each other, and it’s feeling more and more deliberate on her part.

2. It’s as though the wind’s knocked out of you the first time she touches you.

3. That collapsing feeling in your stomach.

4. She’s initiating more and more physical contact.

5. She keeps playing footsie with your shins, enthusiastically.

6. The onset of a sudden lightheadedness as your interaction proceeds.

7. She bites her lips, and yours, whenever you make eye contact.

8. She plays with her hair before and after each of her impressive right hooks.

9. As you take a Snapchat selfie together, you realize you have a black eye.

10. She frequently licks your blood off her lips while you talk to her.