President Trump Declared Dead after Not Posting on Truth Social for 5 Seconds
While most other presidents were able to get away with a few private hours, in our new era of social media, this seems to be a lost privilege. After President Trump disappeared from TruthSocial for five seconds, the White House received no less than two million emails requesting confirmation of President Trump’s well-being. White House correspondents told the the Dealer that they are looking to incorporate a “scheduled posting” feature, similar to Outlook’s schedule send feature or Tumblr’s posting queue.
Pressed for comment, Karoline Leavitt said, “The President is in a cave, and shall emerge in a few days.”
Shayaan Gandhi
