Classiest UChicago Selfies
By Chris Deakin
Oct. 29, 2013
Through the Ryerson Telescope (in focus)
Bathroom mirror of your TA’s place
In the Smart Museum, touching the Rothko
In your dorm room, with the Christmas lights turned UP
Captain’s chair of the Booth School yacht, ramming Navy Pier
Bathroom mirror of your professor’s place
Presenting a thoughtful reading to your Selfies, Culture and Society class
Next to any microfiche
On the Quad, underneath a tree, eating late tea with the squirrel
Bathroom mirror of your bathroom mirror’s place
Browsing the media theory aisle in the bookstacks, casually eating your iPhone
With a minor dean (and it’s clear that it means a lot to them)
Just your eye. You aren’t afraid.