Chicago Shady Dealer

Why You Can’t Get Into Reynolds Club On Shake Day (Infographic)

By Jacob Levin and Teddy Zamborsky
Nov. 13, 2014

21% – Under siege by Society for Creative Anachronism

14% – Doors locked by invisible hand

16% – Dean Boyer bathing in tub of milkshakes

15% – President Zimmer’s fight club

12% – Forcefield

22% – Overwhelming existential terror