Top 5 Places to Fuck in the Reg

By Willamina Groething

Nov. 20, 2015

1. On top of Mansueto:: Ggo ahead,. fFuck really hard. The glass can take it.

2. A Level: Tthe white boards can take it, too.

3. The counter of Ex Libris: Tthey might ask you to move, but only if you’re underperforming. Also, a Llittle known fact – you get free espresso if you manage to orgasm simultaneously.

4. Special Collections: I know what you’re thinking – gGetting it on between Abraham Lincoln’s death mask and a display of handwritten bibles from the 1200’s isn’t going to do it for you. But trust us – don’t knock it ‘til you try it.

5. Fourth floor book stacks: Yyour standard Reg fuck.