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Bob Avakian has best Quarter yet, Announces 5 New Series

By Philip O’Sullivan
Nov. 14, 2016

Communist Revolutionary and author of the book New Communism Bob Avakian recently announced that Q3 of 2016 was his best quarter yet, bringing in a record $6.1 million in profit. Avakian also announced his plans to launch 5 new book series to explore communism, the exploitive nature of capitalist society, and the intersection of communism and modern society.

Avakian’s new series Communexploitation will explore the recent upswing in the cynical exploitation of communist ideals by capitalists only seeking to make a profit. New Revolutionaries will explore the intersection of revolution and social media, with tips for all revolutionaries on how to up their social savvy to bring down the system. A Communist Guide to Markets will explore the real science behind financial markets, not the lies economists have been feeding people. The Woke Communist will explore the intersection of communism and social justice and how to best incorporate inclusiveness and tolerance when overthrowing the broken status quo. Communism in a Post-Facts Era will explore how to move forward in this age of mass rejection of facts and experts by the masses and how best to use that to overthrow the system.

Avakian concluded by announcing that his new series would all be available for preorder for $39.99 USD for all those dedicated to overthrowing the evil yoke of capitalism and ensuring equality for all mankind.