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Let’s Talk Honestly About Women’s Body Image Issues
By Anna Newport Nov. 17, 2015 Since the brink of modernity, we have made great strides in dealing with women’s body image issues — Spanx, the color black, Retinol cream. But Lladies, can’t…
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Donald Trump Announces Presidential Victory
By Reed Thurston Nov. 11, 2015 In a shocking turn of political events, presidential candidate Donald Trump announced at a press hearing last friday that he has pre-emptively won the race for the…
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First Year Shocked to Lose 2019 Class Council Race After Convincing Chalk Drawings
By Chase Harrison Oct. 21, 2015 As the fourth and final winner of the 2019 Class Council Race was announced, an audible gasp was heard throughout Ida Noyes Hall. Matt Newson had not…
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Rattling Radiator Actually Maintenance Worker Trapped in Wall
By Grace Quigley Oct. 11, 2015 The search for Leo Fox ended late Thursday evening when the 43-year-old was found inside the wall of Maclean residence hall behind what was previously thought to…
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So You’ve Challenged Your RA to a Fight to the Death
By Teddy Zamborsky Aug. 1, 2015 Well, it is best that you accept that this is happening. I’m sure you consulted your house constitution to see what kind of fight is officially sanctioned.…
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Study: Fear of Snakes “Totally Reasonable”
By Daniel Moattar May 26, 2015 Study: Fear of Snakes “Totally Reasonable”The fear of snakes is a completely sensible reaction to environmental factors, including extreme fucking deadliness and terrifying goddamn slithery noisesResearchers at…
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It Happened to Me: My Palm Reader Was a Murderer
By Laniel Dastres April 26, 2015 It isn’t everyday that you can pay a small fee to have a stranger inform your life and career decisions with visions of the future. That’s why…
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Will The Circle Be Unbroken? An Analysis of the Daytona 500
By Sam Taylor March 1, 2015 RACING. FAST. CAR BOYS. FAST. RACING. AMEN. The 2015 Cup Series rumbled to life this past weekend with the Daytona 500, as NASCAR fans around the country…
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Oh God, Oh No, A Train!
By Evan Bernstein Feb. 1, 2015 PARIS 1986 – A review of the Lumière brothers’ The Arrival of a Train at La Ciotat Station Oh God oh Jesus oh no oh God everybody…
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You Are All Adopted
By Shady Dealer Editorial Board Jan. 10, 2015 At the moment we exit the womb, we enter into a pervasive societal delusion. The mothers who raise us and nurture us also claim to…
