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February Prospie Not Present at April Overnight
By Adam Lowinger April 20, 2017 February Prospie Not present at April Overnight Sources within the University of Chicago have confirmed that February overnight attendee Stewart Lawson was not present for either of…
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Study from Center for Practical Wisdom Asserts, “This Was a Complete Waste of Money”
By Dan Lastres March 25, 2017 AA report published by the University of Chicago’s Center for Ppractical Wwisdom declares that the Center for Practical Wisdom is “a complete waste of money.” After considering…
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Senior Class Gift
By Jack Hoff and Jill Ng Feb. 22, 2017 Dear Class of 2017, We know you’re all anxious to step over the threshold of college and into the bedroom of life, ready to…
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I Should Really Get Into This Housing Market
By Ryan Fleishman, 2008 Feb. 5, 2017 I Should Really Get Into This Housing MarketAfter saving every extra penny I could make over the last 40 years of my life, I believe it…
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Opinion: Reconstruction Will Provide Substantive, Lasting Progress
By Nico Aldape, 1866 Jan. 27, 2017 Opinion: Reconstruction Will Provide Substantive, Lasting ProgressAt last! The war that nearly tore apart this nearly century-old republic has passed. We can finally repair the scorched…
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An Excerpt from the Syllabus for the New “David Foster Wallace Circle Jerk” HUM Section
By Antonia Salisbury Jan. 9, 2017 “This is water. Don’t worry I am not the wise old fish who is going try and explain to you why David Foster Wallace is both embarrassing…
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Move Over Fruitcake! People have a lot of questions about Soda Bread
By Dan Lastres Nov. 15, 2016 The holidays are here, and you already know that at this year’s party, somebody is going to bring that tangy tough nightmare in your mouth we all…
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Since I Feel Comfortable Speaking Freely at This University, Here Are a Few Unpopular Opinions About Mad Men
By Daniel Ruttenberg Nov. 12, 2016 UChicago is known worldwide as a paragon of free expression. I can’t imagine myself being as comfortable with speaking my mind about Mad Men anywhere other than…
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“Noodles” Exposed: What’s Really on the ‘Etc.’ Menu Will Shock You
By David Marques Oct. 17, 2016 Noodles Etc:tc. A beloved 57th Street staple, modestly priced pan-Asian eatery, and a hell of a lot closer than that other Thai place., wWe’ve all eaten our…
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A New Approach to Love: This New Dating App Allows You to Connect With People in your SOSC Class
By Daniel Ruttenberg Oct. 12, 2016 Well, dating just got a whole lot easier! :). Dating apps like Tinder and Coffee Meets Bagel have made it a lot easier to find your special…
