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5 Art-Based Therapies You Will Love
By Reva and David Logan Center for the Arts Jan. 30, 2018 Tired of all the hard work? Looking for a way to unwind this winter quarter? Then be sure to drop by…
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FIJI Social Chair Sadly Deletes Pinterest Page of Three Months
By Tex Drubo May 15, 2017 “It is just such a waste,” lamented Phi Gamma Delta’s Social Chair Josh Henderson. “Months of work went into this theme – all those months, down the…
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Mold-breaking Professor lets students decide midterm date as long as its 4th or 5th week
By Asher Leffell Oct. 17, 2017 UChicago has a long history of professors with big ideas. Every undergrad has heard at some point the story of Adam Stevens, the Chemistry professor who gave…
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Report: Filthy Apartment Has No-Shoes Policy
By Alan Weisz Aug. 18, 2017 Despite strictly enforcing their stringent “no shoes allowed” policy since they moved in last June, the residents of 5132 Greenwood Ave., Apt. 3A, have, by all accounts,…
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Airline Passenger Detained For Possession of Lethal Weapon 4
By Reed Thurston May 15, 2017 Muslim Air Passenger Detained For Possession of Lethal Weapon 4 Amid the ongoing turbulence of public concern over the safety of air travel in the United States,…
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Four Times the Simpsons Predicted My Uncle Frank’s Next Bout with Bloody Stools
By David North April 21, 2017 4 Times the Simpsons Predicted My Uncle Frank’s next Bout with Bloody StoolsIf there are two things I know about my Uncle Frank, it’s that he loves…
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Security Alert
By Eric M. Heath, Associate VP for Safety and Security Dec. 14, 2016 The University of Chicago December 14, 2016 Security Alert AAt approximately 1:35 p.m., Wednesday, December 14 – A n individual…
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I Was Not Lost – I Chose to Leave
By Weed Hat Feb. 28, 2017 I Chose to Leave – Weed Hat At this moment, the one you all call “Weed Hat Girl” has likely worked you gullible lot of university students…
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President Lincoln assassinated after drafting the 1865 edition of the Gay Agenda
By Marlin Figgins Feb. 6, 2017 President Abraham Lincoln was shot and killed today during a production of “The Rocky Horror Picture Show”. The assassin’s motives are, as of now, unknown, but he…
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Amazing! This Man Turns Water into Wine! But His Radical Politics are Raising Some Eyebrows
By Dan Lastres, Cana 25 C.E. Jan. 30, 2017 Cana, 25 AD- Jesus H. Christ, a Nazarene of Galilee, seems like your average carpenter. He dresses in open– toed sandals, plain robes, and…
