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    College Announces Precautionary Dorm Relocation to New Zealand

    Audrey Leonard / December 24, 2021

    UChicago’s Department of Housing and Residence Life announced very late Thursday evening that housing for all undergraduates would be relocated to the suburbs of Wellington, New Zealand, beginning January 2022. The statement was…

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