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Guy in Practice Room Humored by Neighbor’s Feeble Attempt At Music
“How cute,” thought Jeff Herbert, a second year living in Campus North Residential Commons, as he overheard the music coming from the room over. “They really let anybody play in these practice rooms…
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Red October: Wellness Czar Overthrown by Bolsheviks in House Council Election
This just in: Nicholas Romanov, the longtime Wellness Czar of Salisbury House in Burton-Judson, has been unseated by an anonymous group gaining traction on campus: “The Wellness Bolsheviks”. According to our sources, the…
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Op-Ed: Stext and the City: Stacks Are Not-So-Secret Haven for Desperate Undergrads
Books are teachers, and very patient ones, for that matter. The lesson that all the books in the Regenstein bookstacks collectively taught me is that sometimes I should trust the posts on UChicago…