On a scale from 1 to take off those cat ears and jump into bed, how fuckable is your Halloween costume? Fairy Princess: Did you really think that your Prince Charming was going to open the door for you at AEPi and take you for a horseback ride around the Quad at midnight before giving you a light kiss on the cheek? I’m sure you had a lot of fun littering your bathroom floor with glitter that you tried to put on your face, but unless you happen to find someone with a repressed Disney fantasy, you’re probably walking yourself home alone. Helen Keller: Leave your sexy superwoman costume at…