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Editors in Chief

Griffin Bonnin Jones, Andrea Zhou

Managing Editor

Katherine Reynolds

Deputy Managing Editor

Vivian Psylos

Layout Editor

Justin Bilenker

Photo Editor

Zayna Cheema

Copy Editors

Nik Ochoa, Chase Teichholz

Disclaimer

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The Three Sub-Schools of UChicago

March 28, 2026 /

Judge M. Ental

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God Gets Abraham Real Good for April Fool’s Day
In Lieu of My Thesis, Would You Like a Bunch of Random Whale Facts?
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Point: Maybe you need to feed the people? Counterpoint: But what about my golden rotating statue?
Top 5 Yummy Political Leaders to Consume
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