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Confused Animal Rights Group seen protesting outside NFL HQ after Bad Bunny announcement

NYC—Following the announcement of Bad Bunny as the 2026 Super Bowl Halftime performer, prominent bunny rights and bunny/rabbit distinction group “We Believe the Bunnies” was out in full force this past week in front of the NFL’s headquarters. 

“We understand and sympathize with the bunny struggle,” says one protestor. 

“It’s a fundamental right the bunnies have,” says another protestor when asked why bunnies should have a “truthful reputation.” 

After explaining Bad Bunny was, in fact, a sexy Puerto Rican man and not anti-bunny, the crowd seemed utterly baffled. Who was Bad Bunny?

The protest soon turned into a discourse hotspot on the best Bad Bunny track. Passersbys, unknowing of the bunny cause, joined in as a crowd of people dressed up like bunnies danced to Bad Bunny.

NFL security escorted the group further from the premises, citing lack of proper permit to stage such a visible distraction. 

The “We Believe the Bunnies” members left with their heads held high, their fake tails in the air, as the sound of Bad Bunny followed them back into the streets of New York City.