5 Movies to Reject the Christmas Spirit while still saying you’re watching a Christmas Movie

5. Hallmark Movies

I mean, if you focus on the secondary love interest, it’s not a happy Christmas movie.

4. The Star Wars Holiday Special

Look, if Christianity doesn’t exist in space, neither does Christmas.

3. How The Grinch Stole Christmas

A movie all about stealing, and greed, and the fun of being a miserable, little child.

2. Home Alone

I mean sure, it’s Christmas, but really, it’s all about the cartoonish violence.

1. The Nightmare Before Christmas

It’s not Christmas – it’s Halloween, which is clearly and objectively the best holiday.