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Oct. 21, 2015
According to recent reports, a thing that you have just seen, which should, by all accounts, be considered deeply strange, is somehow continuing to be arousing despite all of your better judgment.
“What?” you were quoted to have said while staring deeply into your computer screen and scrolling up and down a particular page featuring an image of the thing—followed by “huh,” and then several seconds later, “wait why?”
“No,” you continued, while searching for thing-specific blogs on Tumblr and checking to see if there’s a subreddit dedicated to the thing. “But I guess maybe?”
Experts on the situation maintain that, while nobody would admit to liking this particular thing due to its weirdness, it actually kinda makes sense from an evolutionary standpoint, so long as you’ve never taken an actual biology class and have no idea how evolution works.
At press time, at least 20,000 other people on the Internet also liked the weird thing, and would happily share fan-fiction with you without asking too many questions.
