The UChicago Sports Cheers You Need To Know

By Chase “The Fanatic” Harrison

Aug. 25, 2017

Rooooooollllll ‘Roons!

Give me an A (No!)

Give me an B (No!)

Give me an C (No!)

Ok, g. give me an C- at least! (Everyone starts crying.)

Hey Hey!

Ho Ho!

UChicago has 89 Nobel Affiliates!

What do we want?

A new dorm!

When do we want it?

Every single year!

Walk sign,

55th Street!

Walk sign,

Lake Park!

(After UChicago scores)

Boom goes the first nuclear reactor!

I believe that we will participate! I believe that we will participate!

I believe that we will participate! I believe that we will participate!

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The Legacy Chant:

Who’s your Daddy?

Who’s your Daddy?

What’d he donate?

What’d he donate?