MAINE \u2013 1776. Abolitionist Well Intentioned, of Quaker fame, was seen digging some holes right outside the old Cemetery. Mister MacGoffery, a well-intentioned citizen, said that he was \u201cconcerned that she was digging up them corpses for the Dewil, or whatever he\u2019s called, so I thought I\u2019d take a look-see and see what she was on about. Turns out she wanted to dig to Canada, or whatever the Britain-Up-There’s called these days.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The Dealer<\/em> was politely confused, as she was digging southward, and tried to ask the source herself. When questioned, Well Intentioned said that she was digging the escape tunnels, and that with the new \u201cSuper Powered Digger Thing From The Future,\u201d she\u2019d be well on her way to finishing right after 1865. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Mister [REDACTED], who had brought said device, begged to not be put in front of the time police, but said that she\u2019d be important to the Emu Wars, in a few decades.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" The Dealer was politely confused, as she was digging southward, and tried to ask the source herself. When questioned, Well Intentioned said that she was digging the escape tunnels, and that with the new \u201cSuper Powered Digger Thing From The Future,\u201d she\u2019d be well on her way to finishing right after 1865.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2090,"featured_media":7684,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7683","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-historical-issue","category-issues"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7683","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2090"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7683"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7683\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7685,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7683\/revisions\/7685"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7684"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7683"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7683"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7683"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}