{"id":7653,"date":"2026-05-23T09:58:00","date_gmt":"2026-05-23T14:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/?p=7653"},"modified":"2026-05-03T22:01:04","modified_gmt":"2026-05-04T03:01:04","slug":"twelve-ways-to-react-when-someone-says-something-you-disagree-with-in-class","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2026\/05\/23\/twelve-ways-to-react-when-someone-says-something-you-disagree-with-in-class\/","title":{"rendered":"Twelve Ways to React When Someone Says Something You Disagree With in Class"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Being in a class at college is a lot of fun. You get to read lots of words and sit around for a while listening to other people say more words and even sometimes say a few words yourself.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Unfortunately, however, sometimes the words are bad. Sometimes they\u2019re arranged in such a way as to express a thought that\u2019s wrong and that you don\u2019t like. If you\u2019re like me, you\u2019ve spent many sleepless nights wondering what you can do when a thing like this happens. Luckily, after consuming what would for a normal person be a dangerous quantity of psychoactive drugs, I\u2019ve determined the twelve ways you can respond to a classmate who says something stupid. Keep in mind that these are the only twelve ways. Please don\u2019t try another one.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ol class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Sneeze. A lot.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n<p>Sneezing will make the person wonder if what they\u2019ve said is a sort of verbal pollutant. If your classmates are sympathetic sneezers, this jackass will be confronted by a whole chorus of sneezers, making the question of whether they\u2019ll shut the fuck up a matter of public health.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ol start=\"2\" class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Say, \u201cI don\u2019t agree with what you just said.\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n<p>This works because it\u2019s true. You don\u2019t agree with what they just said.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ol start=\"3\" class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Say, \u201cGet a load of this guy!\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n<p>This guy will feel like such a chump.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ol start=\"4\" class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Gasp.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n<p>As with the sneezing, the hope here is that you\u2019ll set off a domino chain of gasping that will make your opponent feel they\u2019ve really fucked up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ol start=\"5\" class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Stand up, walk across the room, and pound your head against the wall. I mean, really go for it. If you do it right you may even be able to forget what was just said.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Say, \u201cThat was a stupid thing you just said. God, that was stupid. If I said something as dumb as that\u2026 buddy, I don\u2019t even know.\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n<p>This one is self-explanatory.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ol start=\"7\" class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Roll your eyes and go, \u201cEugh!\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n<p>You could also go, \u201cUgh!\u201d or \u201cHmph\u201d or even \u201cOh, brother!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ol start=\"8\" class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Scream.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n<p>Screaming will clearly communicate that you don\u2019t like what\u2019s occurring.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ol start=\"9\" class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Spread your arms wide and cry out, \u201cEloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani?\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n<p>This is perfect if your classmate is Catholic and\/or fluent in Aramaic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ol start=\"10\" class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Snap a red pen in half and let the ink drip all over your face, saying, \u201cThe blood of the damned replenishes my soul!\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n<p>They won\u2019t know <em>what <\/em>to say to this one.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ol start=\"11\" class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Rise to your feet and yell, \u201cI won\u2019t allow you to deface Professor Galovich\u2019s classroom with that trash! You\u2019re done! Do you hear me? You\u2019re DONE.\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n<p>Professor Galovich will really appreciate this.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ol start=\"12\" class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Punch them.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n<p>Violence solves all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you\u2019re like me, you\u2019ve spent many sleepless nights wondering what you can do when a thing like this happens. 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