We\u2019ve checked the data: the increased frequency of sneezing by individuals with pollen allergies, the scratchy evidence left by blood-thirsty mosquitos and other insects, and the month (May). And we feel confident that we can declare the following: spring has indeed arrived.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Which means that it is time for us to officially release our list of flowers that you<\/em>\u2014yes, you<\/em>\u2014should purchase to support your local alleyway flower shops.<\/p>\n\n\n\n #1: Sunflowers<\/p>\n\n\n\n Everyone knows that the more sunflowers you purchase, the more sunlight you\u2019ll have. With the shadows of winter still flickering in and out, having bundles of sunflowers will ward off the winter\u2019s dread, lingering chill. Maybe you\u2019ll even experience the strange phenomenon of warmth. Who knows?<\/p>\n\n\n\n #2: Irises<\/p>\n\n\n\n Do you have at least one eye? If so, does it exist on your face? If that sounds like you, we have the perfect flower for you: irises. By carrying them around or tucking them in your hair, they\u2019ll really make your eyes stand out. Alternatively, people may believe that you have an extra eye, which would make you stand out even more.<\/p>\n\n\n\n #3: Bluebells<\/p>\n\n\n\n According to a recent study, 78.8% of the human population rank blue as their favorite color. Another study shows that 99.99% of individuals who have doorbells appreciate the fact that they have doorbells. Therefore, you should purchase a bouquet of bluebells for your crush\u2014there\u2019s a very good chance that they\u2019ll fall in love with you soon after! <\/p>\n\n\n\n #4: Forget-me-nots<\/p>\n\n\n\n The best quality of these flowers is that you don\u2019t need to remember to care for them. Aptly named, it\u2019s literally impossible for you to forget about them. The cosmos literally won\u2019t permit you to do so. It\u2019s actually a little creepy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n #5: Tulips<\/p>\n\n\n\n Survives neglect.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Editor\u2019s note: The Chicago Shady Dealer is partially owned by the Sniff & Poke Flower Shop, which had no role in the production of this article.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" We\u2019ve checked the data: the increased frequency of sneezing by individuals with pollen allergies, the scratchy evidence left by blood-thirsty mosquitos and other insects, and the month (May). And we feel confident that we can declare the following: spring has indeed arrived.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2086,"featured_media":7648,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7647","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-arts-culture","category-lifestyle"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7647","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2086"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7647"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7647\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7649,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7647\/revisions\/7649"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7648"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7647"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7647"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7647"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}