On Thursday, Guy Who Just Doesn\u2019t Fucking Get It tweeted, \u201cWe should put solar panels on top of every parking lot in America. I can\u2019t believe no one else has ever thought of this.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Unfortunately, Guy Who Just Doesn\u2019t Fucking Get It failed to consider the existence of the concepts of nuance or logistics. Although his idea seems like a sensible opinion that could theoretically keep cars cool and generate power at the same time, Guy Who Just Doesn\u2019t Fucking Get It failed to realize that would require tearing up the aforementioned parking lots to wire the hypothetical solar panels to the power grid. In addition, parking lots are filled with dumbass drivers who can\u2019t possibly keep their massive cars from eventually crashing into the frail little support beams holding up the panels. These irrefutable facts inform the Dealer\u2019s<\/em> official stance on solar panels: They are a highly useful invention that has a large role in our future society, but ideally should be built far, far away from dumbasses in large vehicles.<\/p>\n\n\n\n While it is shocking that a bad idea was posted on X (formerly known as Twitter), this is unfortunately not the only instance. Guy Who Just Doesn\u2019t Fucking Get It has written multiple tweets which he clearly did not think through. Another tweet reads, \u201cWhy are we so concerned about voter turnout when we can just do online voting? I can\u2019t believe no one else has ever thought of this.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n We asked Guy Who Just Doesn\u2019t Fucking Get It why he doesn\u2019t fucking get it, but he took offense to the question. \u201cWhat do you mean? I fucking get it. I get everything. My X handle is \u2018@i_never_miss.\u2019 If I didn\u2019t fucking get it, I would need to change it.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n In other news, a local guy who seems to get it has for some reason not posted a tweet since\u2026well, he doesn\u2019t have X.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Unfortunately, Guy Who Just Doesn\u2019t Fucking Get It failed to consider the existence of the concepts of nuance or logistics. Although his idea seems like a sensible opinion that could theoretically keep cars cool and generate power at the same time, Guy Who Just Doesn\u2019t Fucking Get It failed to realize that would require tearing up the aforementioned parking lots to wire the hypothetical solar panels to the power grid.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2090,"featured_media":7611,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7610","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-lifestyle","category-world-affairs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7610","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2090"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7610"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7610\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7612,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7610\/revisions\/7612"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7611"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7610"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7610"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7610"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}