{"id":7607,"date":"2026-05-10T09:20:00","date_gmt":"2026-05-10T14:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/?p=7607"},"modified":"2026-05-03T21:37:44","modified_gmt":"2026-05-04T02:37:44","slug":"woodlawn-to-host-a-bake-sale-to-raise-money-for-new-carpet-cupcakes-20000-each","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2026\/05\/10\/woodlawn-to-host-a-bake-sale-to-raise-money-for-new-carpet-cupcakes-20000-each\/","title":{"rendered":"Woodlawn to host a bake sale to raise money for new carpet! Cupcakes $20,000 each"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>After Woodlawn Residential Commons\u2019 most recent vandalism scandal, a certain carpet company that \u201cis absolutely not laundering money\u201d has quoted $250,000 to repair the damaged carpet. This cost has fallen to Woodlawn residents, who have come up with a solution to raise the money: a bake sale!&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cMake no mistake, this is not your average bakesale,\u201d says Woodlawn resident Overa Chiever. \u201cThis is a UChicago exclusive bakesale. Please, buy a Marx Macaron. Or perhaps a Core Cupcake.\u201d&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Each cupcake will be priced at $20,000 in order to cover the cost of the renovations. Additionally, the bake sale operators offer a free cake in the shape of your favorite administrator if you bring credible information on the identities of the vandals. The bake sale will be held this weekend from 1 to 5 pm\u2013and every weekend until they can raise enough money.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI would really love to contribute to the bake sale,\u201d said Woodlawn East Resident Dean 1, \u201cbut I\u2019m afraid I might have to Klarna a slice of cake.\u201d&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cMake no mistake, this is not your average bakesale,\u201d says Woodlawn resident Overa Chiever. \u201cThis is a UChicago exclusive bakesale. Please, buy a Marx Macaron. Or perhaps a Core Cupcake.\u201d <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2090,"featured_media":7617,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7607","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-campus-life","category-internships-jobs-the-hard-reality-of-modern-capitalism"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7607","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2090"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7607"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7607\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7609,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7607\/revisions\/7609"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7617"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7607"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7607"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7607"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}