{"id":7570,"date":"2026-04-17T10:38:00","date_gmt":"2026-04-17T15:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/?p=7570"},"modified":"2026-04-12T14:40:05","modified_gmt":"2026-04-12T19:40:05","slug":"never-heard-of-that-movie-the-top-5-things-you-say-when-the-oscars-are-on","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2026\/04\/17\/never-heard-of-that-movie-the-top-5-things-you-say-when-the-oscars-are-on\/","title":{"rendered":"\u201cNever Heard of That Movie\u201d: The Top 5 Things You Say When the Oscars Are On"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<ol class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>\u201cWhy is this so long?\u201d\u00a0<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n<p>Everyone would agree that the Oscars are definitely an efficient event. Absolutely no bloating whatsoever. And while the Academy promises to limit speakers\u2019 speech time\u2026 there\u2019s always that <em>one guy <\/em>who can\u2019t shut the fuck up.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ol start=\"2\" class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>\u201cOhhh, THAT actor.\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n<p>You thought Anthony Hopkins died 30 years ago! Turns out he\u2019s just ancient. And he always wins. Always.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ol start=\"3\" class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>\u201cThat dress costs more than my student loans.\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n<p>And yet, it still manages to be ugly as fuck.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ol start=\"4\" class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>\u201cI\u2019m so happy for them!\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n<p>You found out this person exists nine minutes ago.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ol start=\"5\" class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>\u201cNever heard of that movie.\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n<p>The title is something pretentious like <em>A Geography of Regret <\/em>or <em>The House that Faces North<\/em>. If Hollywood is feeling really inventive, they\u2019ll make another movie that can only be described as a \u201craw, unflinching portrait of a failing marriage in our fraught political moment.\u201d It never fails to win Best Picture.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Everyone would agree that the Oscars are definitely an efficient event. Absolutely no bloating whatsoever. And while the Academy promises to limit speakers\u2019 speech time\u2026 there\u2019s always that one guy who can\u2019t shut the fuck up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2090,"featured_media":7571,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7570","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-arts-culture","category-lifestyle"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7570","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2090"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7570"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7570\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7572,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7570\/revisions\/7572"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7571"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7570"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7570"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7570"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}