SEATTLE\u2014Amazon\u2019s \u201cgroundbreaking\u201d 2025 Black Friday sale will include a functional government, offered for \u201cthe low, low price of $54.99,\u201d a company spokesperson announced Monday. The item\u2019s listing claims the product possesses \u201c24 gallons of integrity,\u201d comes in beige, white, and “multicultural,” and is covered by an 18-month warranty. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Amazon cited \u201cwaning demand for competent governance\u201d and \u201cimprovements in access to almost criminally low-cost manufacturing labor\u201d as factors to the low price. Previously, the US government had been listed for $100, but few buyers were interested. \u201cWe originally posted the whole bundle for $95.99, but then we remembered that the stock of the Supreme Court has really depreciated ever since we appointed Amy Coney Barrett,\u201d said White House spokesperson Karoline Leavitt. \u201cWe know because we\u2019ve had SCOTUS listed on eBay since 2018.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Amazon\u2019s marketing campaign for the product features endorsements from celebrities such as Shaquille O\u2019Neal, Jennifer Aniston, and oh, that guy, what was he in again? Early reports indicate that the product will likely be purchased by every single country in the world and immediately returned because it arrived damaged.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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