The Department of Agriculture, following a midnight s\u00e9ance conducted by Secretary of Agriculture Brooke Rollins, Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., and Secretary Kennedy\u2019s undead brain worm, has issued guidance on how to create an affordable yet healthy meal: Wrap a single piece of broccoli and a shred of chicken in a tortilla.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
While most nutrition experts say the meal lacks several important components, like \u201cdairy\u201d and \u201cappropriate portion sizes,\u201d it has found some supporters. Foremost among them is the University\u2019s own Bartlett Dining Commons, which announced it is phasing out its current \u201cOne Slab of Overcooked Meat and a Handful of Cherry Tomatoes\u201d portion sizes in compliance with the new recommendations.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWith the old portions, we had several students who managed to take enough food to sustain themselves,\u201d explains Campus Dietician Felicia Bramble. \u201cThe Agriculture Department\u2019s new recommendations will ensure that every<\/em> student who visits Bartlett hungry leaves hungrier. It\u2019ll be a campus of Oliver Twists.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Bramble\u2019s advice to students seeking extra nutrition? \u201cCome stock up on snacks at our newly renovated Bart Mart. No Tylenol, and snacks for sale involve barely any whole grains, lots of raw milk, with everything fried in beef tallow.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" While most nutrition experts say the meal lacks several important components, like \u201cdairy\u201d and \u201cappropriate portion sizes,\u201d it has found some supporters. Foremost among them is the University\u2019s own Bartlett Dining Commons, which announced it is\u00a0 phasing out its current \u201cOne Slab of Overcooked Meat and a Handful of Cherry Tomatoes\u201d portion sizes in compliance with the new recommendations.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2090,"featured_media":7440,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13,38],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7439"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2090"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7439"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7439\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7441,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7439\/revisions\/7441"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7440"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7439"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7439"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7439"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}