{"id":7401,"date":"2025-12-31T10:34:00","date_gmt":"2025-12-31T16:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/?p=7401"},"modified":"2025-12-21T22:36:28","modified_gmt":"2025-12-22T04:36:28","slug":"heists-are-back-baby-lets-steal-the-haunted-amulet-in-the-basement-of-mansueto","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2025\/12\/31\/heists-are-back-baby-lets-steal-the-haunted-amulet-in-the-basement-of-mansueto\/","title":{"rendered":"Heists are back baby! Let&#8217;s steal the haunted amulet in the basement of Mansueto"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>\u201cI never see you at the club!\u201d Okay? I never see <em>you<\/em> deep in the stacks of B-Level trying to find a copy of the <em>real <\/em>blueprints of Mansueto. I never see <em>you<\/em> searching for the rumored antechamber holding UChicago\u2019s legendary haunted amulet. I never see <em>you<\/em> triangulating the position of Ryerson\u2019s nightly red light with the clockface in front of the Reg and the top of Mansueto\u2019s dome.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The humming was tantalizing, the stone shone with evil intentions, and the chain smoked as I held the amulet up to the fluorescent lights. The robot arms in the basement of Mansueto now haunt my nightmares. A shadowy figure follows me across the quad, compelling me to give the amulet up. Never! The day I part with this amulet is the day the sun\u2019s ashes rain down on the Earth! I am eternal! I am all-powerful! I still have another freaking midterm left! My TA told me to take off the amulet because the ominous whispering was disturbing the study session, but the ominous whispering was telling me the answer to question ten! I\u2019ll never give it up! Never!&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The humming was tantalizing, the stone shone with evil intentions, and the chain smoked as I held the amulet up to the fluorescent lights. The robot arms in the basement of Mansueto now haunt my nightmares. A shadowy figure follows me across the quad, compelling me to give the amulet up. Never! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2090,"featured_media":7402,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7401","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-campus-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7401","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2090"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7401"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7401\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7403,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7401\/revisions\/7403"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7402"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7401"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7401"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7401"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}