In a recent fiasco for the advising department, all 206 students registered for \u201cMicroeconomics 101\u201d have been accidentally swapped into \u201cBeginner Akkadian\u201d. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The advising office was quick to offer explanations for the mix-up. \u201cThink about it this way,\u201d said Elizabeth Coil, a senior advisor. \u201cAkkadian is hard. Microeconomics is hard. Therefore, Akkadian is Microeconomics. It\u2019s the transitive property, or something. That\u2019s what I\u2019ve been telling people all week. And, just between you and me, do we really<\/em> need more bizcon students here?\u201d When asked whether the students could be swapped back into Microeconomics, Coil announced that she had a prior commitment she had forgotten about and needed to end the interview immediately.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Unlike the 206 affected bizcon students, Reginald Podgorney, the head of the Akkadian department, is overjoyed with this recent turn of events. \u201cOur enrollment increased 5000% overnight. We\u2019re even trying to get Duolingo to add Akkadian, so that the owl can yell at the students to practice every day.\u201d Apparently, the only force more powerful than supply and demand is the UChicago scheduling algorithm.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" When asked whether the students could be swapped back into Microeconomics, Coil announced that she had a prior commitment she had forgotten about and needed to end the interview immediately.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2090,"featured_media":7386,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7385"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2090"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7385"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7385\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7387,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7385\/revisions\/7387"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7386"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7385"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7385"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7385"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}