{"id":7366,"date":"2025-12-15T18:12:58","date_gmt":"2025-12-16T00:12:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/?p=7366"},"modified":"2025-12-15T18:12:58","modified_gmt":"2025-12-16T00:12:58","slug":"5-movies-to-reject-the-christmas-spirit-while-still-saying-youre-watching-a-christmas-movie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2025\/12\/15\/5-movies-to-reject-the-christmas-spirit-while-still-saying-youre-watching-a-christmas-movie\/","title":{"rendered":"5 Movies to Reject the Christmas Spirit while still saying you&#8217;re watching a Christmas Movie"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>5. Hallmark Movies<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I mean, if you focus on the secondary love interest, it\u2019s not a <em>happy<\/em> Christmas movie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>4. <\/strong><strong><em>The Star Wars Holiday Special<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Look, if Christianity doesn\u2019t exist in space, neither does Christmas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>3. <\/strong><strong><em>How The Grinch Stole Christmas<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A movie all about stealing, and greed, and the fun of being a miserable, little child.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>2. <\/strong><strong><em>Home Alone<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I mean sure, it\u2019s Christmas, but really, it\u2019s all about the cartoonish violence.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>1. <\/strong><strong><em>The Nightmare Before Christmas<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It\u2019s not Christmas &#8211; it\u2019s Halloween, which is clearly and objectively the best holiday.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Look, if Christianity doesn\u2019t exist in space, neither does Christmas.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2090,"featured_media":7367,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7366","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-issues"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7366","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2090"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7366"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7366\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7368,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7366\/revisions\/7368"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7367"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7366"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7366"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7366"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}