Following his September speech to top military brass at Quantico, Secretary of War Pete Hegseth has announced a partnership with Hugo Boss to design new uniforms. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
These outfits are reportedly \u201csleek,\u201d \u201cintimidating,\u201d and \u201csuper cool, dude.\u201d They will be a slimming black color, as Hegseth has realized since his speech that \u201cgetting rid of all the fatties\u201d was a taller task than anticipated.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Hegseth chose Hugo Boss for their design choices and a military history he called \u201cdeeply intertwined with American values.\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Each general\u2019s uniform comes with a red, white, and blue marker on the shoulder, meant to designate rank and status in the corps. Hugo Boss\u2019 CEO Shirley Natanasi expressed gratitude for the new partnership, saying she hoped it would \u201ccontinue for the next thousand years.\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n
In addition to making uniforms for generals, the company is also designing state-of-the-art equipment and gear for the newly formed Strategic Services Division (SSD). Those units, who will be aiding Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) and the National Guard in US cities, are fitted with specialized helmets meant to withstand signs, posters, and \u201cintense\u201d yelling from protestors. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
SSD will have their first deployment in the ravaged, war-torn hellscape that is Downtown Chicago. And let the Dealer <\/em>be the first to say: Great job to all! You are very valued! Please don’t tear gas us!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" These outfits are reportedly \u201csleek,\u201d \u201cintimidating,\u201d and \u201csuper cool, dude.\u201d They will be a slimming black color, as Hegseth has realized since his speech that \u201cgetting rid of all the fatties\u201d was a taller task than anticipated.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2090,"featured_media":7332,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7331","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7331","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2090"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7331"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7331\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7333,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7331\/revisions\/7333"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7332"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7331"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7331"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7331"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}