{"id":7316,"date":"2025-11-03T22:06:55","date_gmt":"2025-11-04T04:06:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/?p=7316"},"modified":"2025-11-03T22:06:56","modified_gmt":"2025-11-04T04:06:56","slug":"top-10-places-to-cry-on-campus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2025\/11\/03\/top-10-places-to-cry-on-campus\/","title":{"rendered":"Top 10 Places to Cry on Campus"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. The B-Level Stacks<\/b><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    They go on forever. You can find a corner and sit down to cry, and nobody will come across you the entire time. Plus, it\u2019s kinda dark down there, which adds to the ambiance of despair.<\/span><\/p>\n

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    1. Office Hours<\/b><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

      One of the most productive uses of crying. You\u2019re only showing up if you need help anyways. Plus, maybe your professor will feel bad and give you some extra points on your next exam.<\/span><\/p>\n

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      1. Stuart Reading Room Cubicle 9<\/b><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

        I\u2019m writing this article here, so I can confirm it\u2019s a fantastic crying spot.<\/span><\/p>\n

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        1. Under Your Roommate\u2019s Bed<\/b><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

          Bonus points if they have a guest over! Especially if it\u2019s that person they\u2019re dating. Honestly, they need to get higher standards.<\/span><\/p>\n

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          1. Harper 145 from 7 to 8pm on Sunday<\/b><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

            We won\u2019t tell anyone, promise \ud83d\ude09<\/span><\/p>\n

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            1. A Staircase in Your Dorm<\/b><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

              Built-in seating, nearby bathrooms and drinking fountains, and close enough to your room that you can lie miserably on your bed once you\u2019re done.<\/span><\/p>\n

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              1. The Stairs Outside Kent<\/b><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                Everyone will understand.<\/span><\/p>\n

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                1. Inside Mansueto<\/b><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                  Let\u2019s be honest, you\u2019re probably not very happy if you\u2019re in Mansueto. But hey, at least it\u2019s the perfect place for a mid-study mental breakdown!<\/span><\/p>\n

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                  1. In the Middle of Your Hardest Class<\/b><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                    It\u2019s the most likely place for you to start crying, anyhow.<\/span><\/p>\n

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                    1. Any Hallway Between 10pm and 6am<\/b><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                      During typical sleeping hours, there probably won\u2019t be many people passing by, so bawl your eyes out!<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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