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Chlorinated Water<\/strong><\/p>\n

Contains harmful chemicals such as salt.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Poridated Water<\/strong><\/p>\n

Can absorb even more water.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Brominated Water<\/strong><\/p>\n

Is down to party this weekend and plans to major in Econ.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Sworidated Water<\/strong><\/p>\n

Not suitable for daytime TV.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Boredated Water<\/strong><\/p>\n

Uninteresting and monotonous.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Sporidated Water<\/strong><\/p>\n

Puts you to sleep unless you are holding Safety Goggles or are a grass-type.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Phosphoridated Water<\/strong><\/p>\n

Will light up your stomach.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Amoridated Water<\/strong><\/p>\n

Wants you to love learning Spanish.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Loridated Water<\/strong><\/p>\n

Drinking will spoil the TV series you are currently watching.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Scoridated Water<\/strong><\/p>\n

Has been drinkable for the past 20 years.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Beforidated Water<\/strong><\/p>\n

This stuff is pure actually, but it will be fluoridated in the future.<\/span><\/p>\n

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NORidated Water<\/strong><\/p>\n

It can be drunk neither through your mouth nor your nose.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

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Trade-Waridated Water<\/strong><\/p>\n

Increasingly common nowadays.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Sophomoreidated Water<\/strong><\/p>\n

Toxic to freshmen and upperclassmen.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Seashoridated Water<\/strong><\/p>\n

Contains bits of shell and sand. We don\u2019t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere. <\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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