{"id":7236,"date":"2025-09-26T13:24:28","date_gmt":"2025-09-26T18:24:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/?p=7236"},"modified":"2025-09-26T13:24:28","modified_gmt":"2025-09-26T18:24:28","slug":"some-motherfucker-broke-the-woodlawn-study-room-window-over-the-summer-haha","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2025\/09\/26\/some-motherfucker-broke-the-woodlawn-study-room-window-over-the-summer-haha\/","title":{"rendered":"Some Motherfucker Broke the Woodlawn Study Room Window over the Summer, Haha!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I was walking around Woodlawn during the summer, and I noticed that some motherfucker broke the Woodlawn study room window! I was like, how the fuck does <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">that<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> even happen?\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Like, seriously, how do you break that window? It\u2019s huge, and difficult to even crack. And someone broke it entirely! Did they, like, throw a table at it or something? At least it wasn\u2019t a pipebomb exploding like last time\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Oh my god, I just thought about the bill they\u2019re gonna have to pay. Good luck with that! I guess UChicago\u2019s gonna charge them like $30k. It\u2019s not worth that much for sure, but they will definitely overcharge them.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">But now I can at least be at peace with myself. For years I thought that I would fail at this university. But now I know that if there are people who can break the Woodlawn study room window, then I can make it to the first midterm!\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Like, seriously, how do you break that window? It\u2019s huge, and difficult to even crack. And someone broke it entirely! Did they, like, throw a table at it or something? At least it wasn\u2019t a pipebomb exploding like last time\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2090,"featured_media":7237,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7236"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2090"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7236"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7236\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7238,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7236\/revisions\/7238"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7237"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7236"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7236"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7236"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}