{"id":7178,"date":"2025-07-09T17:00:45","date_gmt":"2025-07-09T22:00:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/?p=7178"},"modified":"2025-07-09T17:00:45","modified_gmt":"2025-07-09T22:00:45","slug":"five-romantic-poets-who-definitely-fucked-your-wife","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2025\/07\/09\/five-romantic-poets-who-definitely-fucked-your-wife\/","title":{"rendered":"Five Romantic Poets Who Definitely Fucked Your Wife"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">May 5, 1832<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Lord Byron: He thinks there be none of Beauty\u2019s daughters with a magic like thine wife, and wants to know if you\u2019re okay with it. She\u2019s cute, funny, and pretty smart, and word on the street is that things have been a little dry in your marriage. He can help with that.\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Percy Bysshe Shelley: This Romantic poet wants ye mighty to look on his works and despair. His wife might be known for her body building, but Shelley is building his body count\u2014and your wife is top of the list!\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Lord Byron: He swears he wrote \u201cShe Walks In Beauty\u201d about your wife three years before ever meeting her. He doesn\u2019t even mind that they\u2019re half-siblings\u2014the night was made for loving, and he\u2019s not done roving yet.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">John Keats: A thing of beauty is a joy forever, and Keats knows it. Your wife knows it. Keats knows your wife knows it. She really wishes you\u2019d pay more attention to her. Keats fills that void.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Lord Byron: He wants you to know that he really likes your vibe and would love to buy you and your wife a drink<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lord Byron swears he wrote \u201cShe Walks In Beauty\u201d about your wife three years before ever meeting her.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7179,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7178","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-historical-issue"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7178","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7178"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7178\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7180,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7178\/revisions\/7180"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7179"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7178"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7178"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7178"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}