{"id":7139,"date":"2025-06-07T10:08:08","date_gmt":"2025-06-07T15:08:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/?p=7139"},"modified":"2025-06-07T10:08:08","modified_gmt":"2025-06-07T15:08:08","slug":"harper-releases-new-specialty-drinks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2025\/06\/07\/harper-releases-new-specialty-drinks\/","title":{"rendered":"Harper Releases New Specialty Drinks"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. Dirty Borscht: This warm and hearty beet soup is improved by a shot of espresso. A perfect pick-me-up for a frosty day!<\/span><\/li>\n
  2. Indie Street Cred: a pressed vinyl copy of MJ Lenderman\u2019s <\/span>Manning Fireworks<\/span><\/i> ground up and blended into a cappuccino. Choke it down like the cool guy you are.<\/span><\/li>\n
  3. Greater Fire: Cranberry juice and Red Bull.<\/span><\/li>\n
  4. Straight Vodka: Just like dad used to make!<\/span><\/li>\n
  5. Matchaider Latte: Matcha, cider, and chai. A drinkable portmanteau.<\/span><\/li>\n
  6. PBR: Peanut Butter Root Beer (What did you think we were talking about?)<\/span><\/li>\n
  7. As I walked out one evening<\/span><\/i> by W.H. Auden: \u201c<\/span>O look, look in the mirror \/ O look in your distress \/ Life remains a blessing \/ Although you cannot bless\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n
  8. A drip coffee (now takes only 15 minutes!)\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n
  9. Michael: He\u2019s got such pretty eyes. God I love Michael.<\/span><\/li>\n
  10. \u00a0The UChicago: Dean Boyer\u2019s tears.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    All drinks available with any milks, including Oat, Pea, Macadamia, Sesame, Almond, Breast, Potato, and Alpaca<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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