{"id":7125,"date":"2025-05-29T11:24:13","date_gmt":"2025-05-29T16:24:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/?p=7125"},"modified":"2025-10-27T23:14:03","modified_gmt":"2025-10-28T04:14:03","slug":"utah-replaces-all-water-supply-with-electrolytes-cause-thats-what-plants-crave","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2025\/05\/29\/utah-replaces-all-water-supply-with-electrolytes-cause-thats-what-plants-crave\/","title":{"rendered":"Utah Replaces All Water Supply With Electrolytes, &#8216;Cause That&#8217;s What Plants Crave"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">SALT LAKE CITY\u2014Following the recent announcement that Utah would ban adding fluoride to tap water, Spencer Cox, Governor of Utah, has announced a further change to the state\u2019s water supply, declaring that the state\u2019s water supply will be fully replaced by electrolytes.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cI, brought to you by Carl\u2019s Jr., am happy to announce that our great state\u2019s water supply is no more! I mean, who wants to drink water anyway? Instead, we\u2019re gonna use electrolytes, \u2018cause that\u2019s what plants crave, brought to you by Carl\u2019s Jr,\u201d the governor announced.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The plan has seen large amounts of resistance by the Utahn public, with some citizens arguing that this would create salts that would destroy plants in the state. In fact, a number of electrolyte suppliers&nbsp; have refused to sign contracts with Utah, over fears of negative publicity. However, rumors suggest that a relatively small startup, Brawndo, is willing to sign a historic agreement that would change its fate, along with the one of Utahn citizens.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">This is not the only change happening in Utah. Yesterday morning, a state judge rejected the Governor\u2019s attempt to change his name and title to Prezident Spencer \u201cMountain Dew\u201d Camacho, as Mountain Dew claimed copyright infringement. However, a representative from Dr. Pepper has reached out to the Governor to take the place of Mountain Dew in his chosen name, and the Governor will announce his decision within the following week.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cI, brought to you by Carl\u2019s Jr., am happy to announce that our great state\u2019s water supply is no more!&#8221; Governor Cox announced.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2090,"featured_media":7126,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7125","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7125","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2090"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7125"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7125\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7298,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7125\/revisions\/7298"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7126"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7125"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7125"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7125"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}