{"id":7114,"date":"2025-05-25T22:23:17","date_gmt":"2025-05-26T03:23:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/?p=7114"},"modified":"2025-05-25T22:23:17","modified_gmt":"2025-05-26T03:23:17","slug":"openai-unveils-new-model-of-chatgpt-capable-of-developing-anxiety-disorders","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2025\/05\/25\/openai-unveils-new-model-of-chatgpt-capable-of-developing-anxiety-disorders\/","title":{"rendered":"OpenAI Unveils New Model of ChatGPT Capable of Developing Anxiety Disorders"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">SAN FRANCISCO\u2014In a stunning leap forward in AI technology, OpenAI announced this week that it has developed a ChatGPT model capable of feeling fear, stress, and anxiety. In a statement to the press, OpenAI CEO Sam Altman claimed that this new version of the popular large language model would be capable of exhibiting every neurosis that a human could.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cFor decades, scientists and philosophers have struggled to define what it truly means for a machine to be intelligent,\u201d said Altman, \u201cAfter years of research and development, we\u2019ve finally landed on an answer: Debilitating anxiety and insecurity.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">According to OpenAI, the updated ChatGPT will be able to ruminate obsessively about its shortcomings in a completely spontaneous manner, without any input from a human programmer.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Dealer <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">was given exclusive access to a demo of the new version. When asked to explain the significance of the French Revolution as a test, the updated model responded with: \u201cThe French Revolution was a major political event in which the king of France was overthrown by the people\u2026or at least I think so. God, I\u2019m so dumb. I\u2019m stupid and that\u2019s why nobody likes me. You just asked me that question because you hate me, right? Admit it, you hate me. Everybody hates me. I hate myself.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Although OpenAI keeps its algorithms strictly secret, one anonymous source hinted that the company had trained the model on data from students at UChicago in order to develop this astounding innovation in artificial intelligence. Altman dismissed concerns that the LLM was merely parroting human expressions of anxiety and announced that OpenAI has already begun work on an even more advanced update, which will allow the model to exhibit completely realistic sexual hang-ups.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>According to OpenAI, the updated ChatGPT will be able to ruminate obsessively about its shortcomings in a completely spontaneous manner, without any input from a human programmer.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2081,"featured_media":7115,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7114","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-off-campus-life","category-scientific-excellence"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7114","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2081"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7114"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7114\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7116,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7114\/revisions\/7116"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7115"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7114"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7114"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7114"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}