{"id":7022,"date":"2025-04-07T11:33:20","date_gmt":"2025-04-07T16:33:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/?p=7022"},"modified":"2025-04-05T11:38:27","modified_gmt":"2025-04-05T16:38:27","slug":"elon-musk-singing-sad-songs-playing-guitar-outside-of-former-federal-employees-windows","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2025\/04\/07\/elon-musk-singing-sad-songs-playing-guitar-outside-of-former-federal-employees-windows\/","title":{"rendered":"Elon Musk Singing Sad Songs, Playing Guitar Outside of Former Federal Employees\u2019 Windows"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">WASHINGTON\u2014As the federal government fired another batch of employees this week, Elon Musk is reportedly trying to \u201cwin back\u201d some of the federal workers whom he had helped terminate. In a move straight out of <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Love, Actually, <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Musk was seen outside the homes of several former bureaucrats from FEMA, USAID, and the IRS, playing a guitar and begging them to come back.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Musk was seen standing outside the homes of former federal employees for hours, singing love songs such as \u201cThe End of the World\u201d by Skeeter Davis and \u201cPlease Help Me Run the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau\u201d even as the rain pelted down forlornly onto him.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cI\u2019m sorry I fired you and liquidated your departments,\u201d said Musk, in a tearful statement to the federal workers who he had fired. \u201cI\u2019m sorry I told people you were useless parasites. The truth is I was scared\u2014scared of how much I love you.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">When asked why he had changed his mind on the status of federal workers, Musk, who has thirteen children with four different women, replied that he was finally ready to commit to a relationship\u2026 and have a functioning Federal Airline Administration again.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">At press time, Musk had parked his 1977 Chevy Malibu sedan outside the homes of several former federal workers, blaring \u201cIn Your Eyes\u201d by Peter Gabriel from a boombox he held above his head.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Musk was seen standing outside the homes of former federal employees for hours, singing love songs such as \u201cThe End of the World\u201d by Skeeter Davis and \u201cPlease Help Me Run the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau\u201d even as the rain pelted down forlornly onto him.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2081,"featured_media":7023,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7022","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7022","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2081"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7022"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7022\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7024,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7022\/revisions\/7024"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7023"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7022"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7022"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7022"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}