{"id":7000,"date":"2025-03-29T10:58:51","date_gmt":"2025-03-29T15:58:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/?p=7000"},"modified":"2025-03-24T19:04:24","modified_gmt":"2025-03-25T00:04:24","slug":"could-you-clarify-what-you-mean-by-that-asks-professor-who-hates-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2025\/03\/29\/could-you-clarify-what-you-mean-by-that-asks-professor-who-hates-you\/","title":{"rendered":"\u201cCould You Clarify What You Mean by That?\u201d Asks Professor Who Hates You"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">COBB 203 \u2014 The depth of your Classics of Social and Political Thought II professor\u2019s loathing for you was made abundantly clear on Wednesday when she responded to a comment you made in class by asking, \u201cCould you clarify what you mean by that?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The question was posed following your half-formed idea about Jean-Jacques Rousseau\u2019s <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The Social Contract<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. \u201cReally, I wasn\u2019t even sure my interpretation was correct,\u201d you told the <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Dealer<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> in an hour-long interview (available for download on Spotify). \u201cI just said it to get class credit, because thirty percent of our grade comes from discussion participation.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">However, your professor was quick to seize upon the vagueness of your thought, which confirmed in her eyes your irremediable stupidity. \u201cOh, that\u2019s interesting,\u201d she said, maliciously. \u201cCould you clarify what you mean by that?\u201d What followed was a bumbling, incoherent heap of bullshit that tumbled out of your mouth as your professor looked on with sadistic glee.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cI\u2019m such a fucking idiot,\u201d you told the <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Dealer<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. \u201cI\u2019m so fucking stupid and she knows it, and she wants me to know that she knows it, because she hates me. She hates me. Oh my God, why can\u2019t I do anything right? God I\u2019m so stupid.\u201d\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">When asked by the <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Dealer<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, your classmates universally agreed that you were a contemptible moron and a blight on the University.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cI\u2019m such a fucking idiot,\u201d you told the Dealer. \u201cI\u2019m so fucking stupid and she knows it, and she wants me to know that she knows it, because she hates me. She hates me. Oh my God, why can\u2019t I do anything right? God I\u2019m so stupid.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2089,"featured_media":7001,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7000","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-campus-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7000","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2089"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7000"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7000\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7002,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7000\/revisions\/7002"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7001"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7000"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7000"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7000"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}