{"id":6997,"date":"2025-03-28T11:55:10","date_gmt":"2025-03-28T16:55:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/?p=6997"},"modified":"2025-03-24T18:58:27","modified_gmt":"2025-03-24T23:58:27","slug":"5-things-to-bean-at-your-frat-pledges-instead-of-eggs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2025\/03\/28\/5-things-to-bean-at-your-frat-pledges-instead-of-eggs\/","title":{"rendered":"5 Things to Bean at Your Frat Pledges Instead of Eggs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Times are difficult! Grocery prices have risen over the past few years, and thanks to a smidgen of bird flu, eggs are more expensive than ever, at almost $5 a dozen in Illinois. Scandalous! If you\u2019re a brother with the job of initiating the new pledge class, that\u2019s basically $5 down the hole for each of those bratty first years on your driveway. Luckily, it doesn\u2019t have to be this way. Here are 5 egg alternatives you can chuck at your pledges to keep hazing economical.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Water Balloons<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">A healthy dose of Chicago tap water to the eyes would work just like an egg yolk. You can also get creative with ice water, boiling water, and so on.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Rocks<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">No matter how our quirky government tries to mess with the economy, the power of nature is always free and there when you need it.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Used Blunts<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Frats usually have a lot of these, right? We know you\u2019re not going to reduce. Recycle gets a bad reputation. Reuse, however, works quite well! You don\u2019t even have to snuff them out first.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Smoke Bombs<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Get someone in the chemistry department to hook you up. With a smoke bomb, you can really put the \u201chaze\u201d in \u201chazing\u201d.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Eggshells Filled With Butter<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Eggs are delicious! So we get it if you feel the need to buy them. But you may as well eat them and save the shells to fill with some other fat-protein mixture. That way you get a two for one special.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Grocery prices have risen over the past few years, and thanks to a smidgen of bird flu, eggs are more expensive than ever, at almost $5 a dozen in Illinois. Scandalous! If you\u2019re a brother with the job of initiating the new pledge class, that\u2019s basically $5 down the hole for each of those bratty first years on your driveway.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2089,"featured_media":6998,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6997","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-campus-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6997","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2089"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6997"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6997\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6999,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6997\/revisions\/6999"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6998"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6997"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6997"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6997"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}