{"id":6994,"date":"2025-04-01T08:48:35","date_gmt":"2025-04-01T13:48:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/?p=6994"},"modified":"2025-03-24T18:54:37","modified_gmt":"2025-03-24T23:54:37","slug":"student-from-california-confused-by-cold-weather-assumes-snow-is-ash-from-nearby-wildfire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2025\/04\/01\/student-from-california-confused-by-cold-weather-assumes-snow-is-ash-from-nearby-wildfire\/","title":{"rendered":"Student From California Confused by Cold Weather, Assumes Snow Is Ash from Nearby Wildfire"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">After stepping outside on Tuesday, first-year Audrey Smith, a native of Los Angeles, was confused by the sight of snow and concluded there must be a wildfire nearby.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cWhere I\u2019m from, little white flurries are ash from the nearest gender-reveal-turned-forest fire,\u201d she explained.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Smith, who had never before experienced temperatures below 70 degrees, was shocked to discover a meteorological concept known as \u201cseasons.\u201d The only season she had previously been familiar with was Fire Season, though she contested that it was less of a season and more of a lifestyle. She is currently failing her Environmental Science class.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Smith reflected on her fatal mistakes that day, including going outside with wet hair and opening a metal door handle barehanded. \u201cIt\u2019s been, like, literally <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">so<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> hard,\u201d she told <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The Dealer<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">.She also admitted to missing\u00a0 the familiar natural disasters of her home state, such as earthquakes and fires.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Discovering there was no Erewhon on campus was the last straw. Smith announced she will be transferring to USC, where the only ice she\u2019ll have to worry about will be the ice in an overpriced acai bowl.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The only season she had previously been familiar with was Fire Season, though she contested that it was less of a season and more of a lifestyle.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2089,"featured_media":6995,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6994"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2089"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6994"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6994\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6996,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6994\/revisions\/6996"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6995"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6994"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6994"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6994"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}