{"id":6984,"date":"2025-03-30T15:30:05","date_gmt":"2025-03-30T20:30:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/?p=6984"},"modified":"2025-10-27T23:17:17","modified_gmt":"2025-10-28T04:17:17","slug":"rfk-jr-declares-that-snow-can-cause-adhd","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2025\/03\/30\/rfk-jr-declares-that-snow-can-cause-adhd\/","title":{"rendered":"RFK Jr. Declares That Snow Can Cause ADHD"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. expressed on Monday his belief that snow could be a significant cause of ADHD in America. \u201cJust look at all our young American kids, who not only instantly get frantic once they see snow falling, but also wage warfare against others with vicious snowballs, losing all their focus in the process,\u201d Kennedy said. \u201cThis is nothing short of an emergency. It\u2019s now time to finally make America great again, without snow!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Following this declaration, the CDC has issued new directives on how to combat snow-induced ADHD. According to the directives, parents can help keep their children healthy by melting all the snow outside of their homes first thing in the morning and wrapping their kids in tin foil whenever snow falls to prevent direct exposure.&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Kennedy has also announced that he will collaborate with the Environmental Protection Agency to prevent the occurrence of snowfall in America. Early reports suggest that Kennedy may urge the EPA to accelerate climate change to increase global temperatures and reduce snowfall. The White House Faith Office may also contribute to this effort by conducting weekly prayers to prevent snowfalls.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">However, President Donald Trump is considering an alternative plan: to instruct the EPA to create space lasers to make all snow go to Canada instead.&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>According to new directives, parents can help keep their children healthy by melting all the snow outside of their homes first thing in the morning and wrapping their kids in tin foil whenever snow falls to prevent direct exposure.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2090,"featured_media":6985,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6984","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6984","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2090"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6984"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6984\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7303,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6984\/revisions\/7303"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6985"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6984"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6984"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6984"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}