{"id":6932,"date":"2025-03-13T10:21:25","date_gmt":"2025-03-13T15:21:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/?p=6932"},"modified":"2025-03-10T20:52:24","modified_gmt":"2025-03-11T01:52:24","slug":"who-is-dean-boyer-asks-confused-first-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2025\/03\/13\/who-is-dean-boyer-asks-confused-first-year\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Who is Dean Boyer?&#8221; asks confused First Year"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">First-year student John Whomst asked \u201cWho is Dean Boyer?\u201d in Hallowed Grounds last Thursday. The booming jazz music immediately stopped. \u201cWhat?\u201d several third- and fourth-years asked simultaneously. \u201cI just saw a Sidechat post about a bicycle. Who is Dean Boyer? Is he like a student or something?\u201d Whomst added timidly.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The first year\u2019s silly little question received a burp and a cough in reply. As Whomst left Reynolds Club, the fundraising students in the lobby silently stared at him. They did not ask him to purchase a bun, nor make eye contact.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The Woodlawn RAs took Whomst aside as soon as he entered his house lounge to educate him\u2014the news had apparently travelled faster than him. Whomst was required to undergo a mandatory re-education program and compose a poem in praise of our Faithful, Glorious Dean-Emeritus.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cI just saw a Sidechat post about a bicycle. Who is Dean Boyer? Is he like a student or something?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2089,"featured_media":6935,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6932"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2089"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6932"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6932\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6936,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6932\/revisions\/6936"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6935"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6932"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6932"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6932"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}