{"id":6925,"date":"2025-03-12T07:57:00","date_gmt":"2025-03-12T12:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/?p=6925"},"modified":"2025-04-13T19:38:17","modified_gmt":"2025-04-14T00:38:17","slug":"people-magazine-reports-no-celebrities-have-drama-this-week","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2025\/03\/12\/people-magazine-reports-no-celebrities-have-drama-this-week\/","title":{"rendered":"People Magazine Reports No Celebrities Have Drama This Week"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>NEW YORK \u2014 Readers picking up the latest edition of the world-renowned <em>People<\/em> magazine were greeted with a disappointing sight: three dozen pages of ads, crosswords, and dull articles completely devoid of celebrity drama.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cIt\u2019s been a really slow news year,\u201d said entertainment correspondent Upp Standingmorals. &#8220;Celebrities have altogether stopped cheating on each other, getting caught in embarrassing moments with paparazzi, or even making mildly controversial clothing choices on the red carpet.\u201d&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWe\u2019re all out of news,\u201d said <em>People <\/em>reporter Louis Daly. \u201cWe even snuck a covert mic into Glenn Powell\u2019s yoga room to try and catch something interesting, but all we got was fifteen minutes of prolonged moaning that may or may not have been salacious.\u201d&nbsp;\u201c<em>People<\/em> sincerely apologizes for our recent uninteresting issues, and for failing to live up to our sterling reputation for top-notch invasion of privacy,\u201d Daly said, \u201cI guess our readers will just have to find genuinely interesting things to do with their time, like fishing or the ancient Japanese art of bonsai.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Celebrities have altogether stopped cheating on each other, getting caught in embarrassing moments with paparazzi, or even making mildly controversial clothing choices on the red carpet.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":425,"featured_media":6926,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6925","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-arts-culture"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6925","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/425"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6925"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6925\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6960,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6925\/revisions\/6960"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6926"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6925"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6925"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6925"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}